God. This is the first time I feel after three hours of being locked in the kitchen.
Again ... I "volunteered" to cook for the new year, in the afternoon I browsed a book ... "French Cooking Made Easy", easily my balls!, For starters, the onion soup which indicates there take thirty minutes of preparation took me an entire hour ! (Bearing in mind that I have already some experience in cooking and I'm fast and organized, and modest), as I finished it I began to make chocolate mousse, which is in fact dessert easier (and I like most) of the book, but the hand still hurts me to be clear for a half hour beating, now I just finished spaggetti sauce (four cheeses), that was simple, because was the first "invented" when I started cooking. Now, only the details are "minor" (but which are more eggs), I'm starting a load of nuts into tiny pieces for the mousse, then a load of grated Parmesan for the table, now cut the bread and prepare it emmenthal cheese for onion soup, set the table, and hanging my mother-ya, you win I do not lack, "
Mother: Therese my grandmother --- --- puts a touch of red wine onion soup, why do not you take a little?
Sebastian: If it sounds good, pass me the bottle
M: better not, because I do not remember before or after what I missed
S: not matter, unless to do so to fry onions, but I think, because then there were no butter or oil used
M: If you import, you're going to spoil everything, best not
S (stiff): Who's cooking, who knows? Cooking? also will not change much, I always put some alcohol on the spaggetti sauce, is almost the same with soup, unless you do as I told you ...
M (hysterical): Then I will not eat better not do anything ... silly money spent
S (but hysterical): because you had told me last hour and a half, or better, you would have cooked, but never do ...
M: Because when I'm going to do something I do well.
Argh! how fucked me to tell me that. I know I have scoured a genius when I cook (and I get worse if not help me when they see that I need to do a load of things and get to play solitaire or watch TV), but how you say it happens !? "Because when I do I do it well ", then why are not there to fuck over and over things to learn to do well?, rare is the time something will work out perfectly the first try, especially if you do not try new things.
Fuck him . Either I fuck me, because I did almost everything anyway, and I got the bad humor (now that I wrote), but I'll be hanged if she can ignore my food. By the way, no more water and I have not showered, I'm sweating and dirty ... FUCK!